Take your conversions elsewhere
I was cool and really doing it before you came along
With all your bright ideas
So fuck you and your 5 lug hubs.
…and remove that stereo and those subs.
Please disrobe me of your…ungodly seat covers,
Your steering wheel covers,
and your steel wheel covers.
I don’t need any help in the looks department
Thank you very much.
Was doing just fine before your personal touch.
Geez, everyone’s talking about 5 speed conversions
And everyone says you need to lower your suspension
And everyone thinks I need to up the compression
And the… never mind.
It’s all obsession.