Unlike the Swiss, being neutral is not in my nature. I have an opinion, likes and dislikes, I call it like I see it and I don't hold back. Some magazines act like pussies by trying to not anger their readers and please everyone for the sake of retaining readership and subscriptions. Not flüssig. We take a position and stick by it.
Now that we have that crystal clear, let me sink my fangs into this rolling felony.
Firstly, this is not a CS and any attempt to create one missed the mark entirely. The 959ish bumper fascia vents only work on the 959, they exist for purpose which I can't quite figure out what they serve on this example other than for looks.
So for nearly $29K, you can fit right in with the pants-on-the-ground-hoodie-wearing kids and feel like you belong to a serious tribe of car enthusiasts hell bent on having the most bad-ass ride that sound like weed-whackers when revved.
There may be some that like this look and maybe they should speak that quietly. I just don't see the advantages of adding pointless accessories to an already fabulous car that engineers worked so hard to perfect.
Is there anything on this Scheiß auto I dug? The alcantara covered cassette/armrest lid, I liked where he was going with that.