I’m not telling you this because I’m the lovechild of Narcissus and Aphrodite; I ‘m merely setting the scene. You see, the way I look, this homeless/down-and-out/punk stigma that I bear, sets a certain tone in the eyes of the seller…and he or she will treat me accordingly. I don’t look this way to get attention, I just like to be comfortable, ready to get down and dirty at a moment’s notice. Bear in mind looking like I do also makes others feel better about themselves - and sorry for me. The result? I may just get a better deal on a Porsche because, well because, I look like I can use a break.