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I wear a pronged dog collar around my neck. I sport natty dreadlocks and a 7 o’clock shadow, wear wife beaters paired with jeans full of holes and rips complete with all kinds of stains collected along the way. I always chew on a stick and more often than not, I’m barefoot…out in public. I’m pretty feral.

I’m not telling you this because I’m the lovechild of Narcissus and Aphrodite; I ‘m merely setting the scene. You see, the way I look, this homeless/down-and-out/punk stigma that I bear, sets a certain tone in the eyes of the seller…and he or she will treat me accordingly. I don’t look this way to get attention, I just like to be comfortable, ready to get down and dirty at a moment’s notice. Bear in mind looking like I do also makes others feel better about themselves - and sorry for me. The result? I may just get a better deal on a Porsche because, well because, I look like I can use a break. 

 
 

el jefe

this car is a very rare Porsche 944 S2 serious collectors only! Porsche made 135 thousand 944...35, 000 944 turbos ...25, 000 S models but only 6,350 944 S2 ...only small percentage came to US. 3.0 liter engine 5 speed manual. All original call Mike

 
 

el jefe

UP FOR SALE IS A 1977 930 TURBO WITH A 959 BODY KIT (NO ENGINE AND TRANNY) CLEAN TITTLE.RECARO SEATS,BORBETT WHEELS,ROLL BAR, .$15,000 WITH ENGINE AND TRANNY $25,000 CASH ONLY,NO PAYPAL ,NO CHECKS, NO SCAMMERS !!

 
 

el jefe

I bought the car because I thought it would be a cool project. Then I got a job out of town and found out I'll be gone for some months and lost interest. I've priced all of the parts I would have needed for it and I figured about $1,200 and it would be a really nice weekend car. 

 
 

el jefe

I should've expected something pretty tasteless when our editor John Nitz sent me an email labeled "vulgar," what I got instead is something far worse and well beyond my capabilities as a sick demented fuck to comprehend. I suppose this being a car registered in The Netherlands is enough to automatically assume the creator frequents the legendary coffee shops in Amsterdam.

 
 

el jefe

1986 PORSCHE 928 S - FACTORY V8 AUTOMATIC
RUNS , DRIVES , SHIFTS GOOD. - BUT NO INTERIOR.
CAR IS SOLID , WAS A FLORIDA CAR , HAS CLEAR MICHIGAN TITLE.
INTERIOR WAS PULLED OUT TO BE REDONE , AND OWNER PASTED AWAY , WE PUCHASED VEHICLE AT AN ESTATE SALE , AND DID NOT GET INTERIOR WITH IT.
WE PUT SEATS IN IT , TO BE ABLE TO TEST DRIVE , AROUND THE BLOCK.
THIS CAR WAS STORED FOR A LONG TIME , WE DRAINED THE FUEL TANK & LINES , PUT FRESH GAS IN IT , TO GET IT RUNNING.
VIN# WP0JB0922GS860385 --- LAST KNOWN MILEAGE 67,620
QUESTIONS CALL (810) 533-1314
MIKE'S REPAIRABLES 7257 N. DORT HWY. MT.MORRIS MI. 48458

 
 

el jefe

1993 porsche 968 turbo 78,000 miles one owner with all records. recient tune up, oil change and service. this car has the largest 4 cylinder ever built and is rated by Hemmings magazine as the most under rate and priced sports car that was ever built. 140 mph plus or 30 mpg highway on mid grade gas. trades considered SOME OwnerFinancing considered

 
 

el jefe

Miles: 84400
5 Speed Manual Transmission
3rd Owner
Priced to move. I'm too tall for the car. 
Just had a new starter put in and some wiring replaced.
There are two tears along the seams on the driver's seat. 
Upgraded stereo.

 
 

el jefe

The story - No BS! right out of car porn monthly, car was purchased from the estate of a little old lady (actually, she was a pretty cool old lady) in Rumson, NJ who drove it to her golf club and bridge games. 
What: 1982 924 (aka 931) 
Exterior- Diamond Silver- no rust, paint not showroom but very nice 
Interior- Seats-Black leather, driver side a bit faded, no rips, over all very nice 
Carpet almost perfect 
Dash- a few micro cracks in vents but hardly noticable
Smoker? - not me but the previous owner was, sometimes I think I can smell ancient cig smoke 


 
 

el jefe

Its a Porsche 928 runs and drives. Its a v8 looks good in and out but could use some TLC .looking for 4500 firm no room for negotiations the wheels are 3000 alone willing to trade for a 4x4 dually or America muscle car .call or text 1(443)835-5772 .key words Toyota ,Honda
Craigslist Owings Mills MD